I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.
I’m still drinking”
I.S (via in-toxicxted)
Zodiac at Their Worst
Aries - Bossy ass bitches
Taurus - Boring couch potato
Gemini - Lying gossip
Cancer - Whiny troublemaker
Leo - Self obsessed asshole
Virgo - Hypocritical bitch
Libra - Two faced manipulator
Scorpio - Raging psychopath
Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole
Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber
Aquarius - Unemotional God complex
Pisces - Manipulative drug addict
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
“College: where you’re not sure whether you’re more scared to check blackboard or your bank account.”
seen this on twitter today and the accuracy hurts (via piiissssss)